"AFrom someone's collection of quotes
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." - Anonymous
“There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.” - Donald Rumsfeld
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" - Mary Jane West (aka Mae West) in the movie Lady Lou
"I can read your mind like a book, and a bloody boring one at that." - Peter Cook
"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!" - Anonymous
"To steal ideas from someone is plagiarism; to steal from many is research." - Anonymous
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." - Anonymous
"I used to have superpowers, but my therapists took them away." - Anonymous
"No, don't lock me in here with children! I'm not a people person. I'm barely a person!" - Denzel Crocker in Fairly Oddparents
"I've just kidnapped myself. Give me 1,000,000 dollars or you will never see me again." - Anonymous
"Smash head on keyboard to continue..." -Anonymous
"Some people are like slinkies... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one stumble down the stairs." - Anonymous
"If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling." - Anonymous
"I didn't say it was your fault... I said I was going to blame YOU!" - Anonymous